How To Beat A Slovak To The Bill

Paying the Bill

February 6, 2017

Allan Stevo

Tip: In a face-to-face competition, you will always lose.  No matter where you are from, no matter how poor your host is, you will have the bill paid by the Slovak you are visiting with.   A Slovak is like a well-trained cowboy from the Wild West – he’s always the first to the draw.

Before you even realize that the waiter has brought the bill, the Slovak will have already paid for the bill. You’ll still be trying to figure out where your wallet is, and the waiter will already be walking away, money in hand.  Without fail, the Slovak will always beat you to the bill.  If there were an Olympic discipline in who can pull out his wallet most quickly, Slovaks would win the gold, silver, and bronze each time.

Once the bill has arrived at the table, you are too late.  That’s all there is too it.  I know.  It’s not fair, but that’s how it works.  Go out with a Slovak host and you’re gonna have a hard time paying for things.  At least that’s been my experience.  Here’s a technique on how to beat a Slovak to the bill.

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Allan Stevo writes on Slovak culture at He is from Chicago and spends most of his time traveling Europe and writing. You can find more of his writing at If you enjoyed this post, please use the buttons below to like it on Facebook or to share it with your friends by email. You can sign up for emails on Slovak culture from 52 Weeks in Slovakia by clicking here.

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